Indications: Treatment for excess weight: the new international sport of "surfing" is more effective than any diet, keeping you online so long you'll forget to eat. Excellent for keeping trim! Also recommended for encouraging social interaction: "surfing" is practised widely, with a partner or in a team, at home, in the office or anywhere in the world (thanks to the laptop). Undesirable effects: A cross between sport and medication, "surfing" does not encourage sleep and may cause mild excitement. Precautions for use: If the message "not responding" appears, go to bed. Your pillow is still a better friend than your keyboard. Thanks to Eric Audras for producing these instructions. Max file size(s): 1MB, 15MB, 30MB, 50MB (Uncompressed) JPEG. |